I’ve been OBSESSED with The Fall since I was 12 or 13. They are very prolific so I’ll put away an album for a few years and it will then come back to me with different meaning when I rediscover it. (Rather like Frank Zappa or Patti Smith or my childhood obssession; The Wedding Present).
‘English Scheme’ because it’s silly. ‘Through poky quaint streets in Cambridge, cycles our distant spastic heritage’ ‘He’s the creep creep in us all’ 'If we were smart, we’d emigrate"
Hotel Bloedel; one of the ‘Brix’ songs. ‘Repetitious HIstoryyyy’
The guitar from ‘Middle Mass’; you know whay I mean, if you’ve ever heard it. ‘The boy is like a tape loop. And he has soft mitts. He’s the last domain of a very very back room brain.’
Others… ‘Streets are uneven, when you’re down’ "If Irene turns her back on me, I’m gonna take morphiiiiine and die’ ‘Ay, Mareike, Mareike, je t’aimais tant’ ‘D’you want to go to the seaside?’ ‘I don’t wanna kill my china pig’ ‘some velvet morning, when I’m straight’ ‘Can we call it a day? now would that be ok? Can we just go our own seperate ways? Cos I’m cold and I’m wet and I’m willing to bet that you have planned it this way.’ ‘เขาไม่ได้หลอกเรากินหลอกเรานั่นหลอกตัวอง…oi!’ ‘Man, I swear I’d give the whole thing up for you…’ "the palm trees fall into the sea, it doesn’t matter much to me, as log as you’re safe, Kimberley’ ‘Shiver and say the words of every lie you’ve heard’ ‘If it’s time for recompense for what’s done- come, sit down on the fence in the sun’ ‘Cute- in a stupid ass way’ ‘I don’t care where you’ve been and what you plan to doooo.’ ‘當花瓣離開花朵,暗香殘留’ ‘woke up in the fireplace, slept like a log’ ‘One more cup of coffee before I go to the valley below’ ‘Cos I hate my life and I want you to die, Queen Mother of the junkies, YOU deserved to die’ ‘it’s my favourite shot of you, you looked so pretty, your eyes were true. I’m still on your side in spite of everything you do.’ ‘So many things I could have done, but for the CLOUDS’ ‘You’re so completely stupid, just go away, there’s no home for you here girl, go away’ ‘I’m just gonna let you pass’ ‘I used to care but - things have changed’ ‘And no matter how it ends, you should always keep in touch with your friends’ ‘People like you find it easy’ ‘I love you Sugar Kane, come in from the rain’
GOODNIGHT IRENE!
(It’s quarter to 3. I have to be up in 4-5 hours to meet someone who wants to do some work for me. I’m COMPLETELY HAMMERED. I don’t have a chance of even getting sober let alone not having a hangover. Doesn’t that sound like fun?)
P.S. Brits. Do you remember this? The ‘Jerusalem’ of the 80’s.
‘Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.’
(to the tune of ‘Agadoo’)