Elon Musk's Magnificent Business Thread

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Fucning hilarious. If he got off X and felt some normal human empathy for others that would be a good start. And stop lying.

Tens of thousands starved. He will be somewhat inconvenienced.

Very unpleasant individual.

I nominate him for testing it

Is this an allegory for how AI slop is being forced into our lives?

Coming soon, in volume.

$40 for a burger w/fries & drink? Elon, if you need to pay someone an exorbitant salary to give sound business advice, I’m available. PM me for my contact info.

https://www.sfgate.com/la/article/tesla-diner-la-22071684.php

:cry:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-17/tesla-lg-energy-to-build-3-4-billion-battery-plant-in-michigan?taid=69b8e014f5bb4c0001623f4e&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=business&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Ok then.

People lap up.this horse shit. Anything to create a story.

He might just do it easily if SpaceX gets priced at $2tn on IPO. Will have trainloads of cash.

He’s going to significantly raise the allotment of shares to small (individual) investors as a percentage of total shares sold to the public.

It doesn’t work like that.

Akshully…

He gets x% of shares, which are locked up - he can’t sell them - but he can still borrow against them, (which is the #1 way the rich avoid taxes), so yeah, @CTaitung is correct.

To make a successful semicon chip manufacturer, you can’t just throw money at it.

It could if he hires the right people. Recruitment drive in Hsinchu?

Doesn’t work like that either . China tried that already.

China doesn’t have access to the equipment… US does.