Erectile Dysfunction

I just dread the following scenario:
Me: Doctor, I’ve got erectile dysfunction.
Dr: What?
Me: Erectile dysfunction.
Other patients within earshot: Ha ha ha!
Dr: What is erectile dysfunction?
Me: My schlong is jelly!
Patients: Ha ha ha
Dr: Come again?
Patients: ha ha ha

Indeed it can be embarrassing but it really shouldn’t be. The number one factor in not being able to achieve a suitable erection is actually stress and anxiety. This is closely followed by high body fat and high cholesterol. Various medications may also weaken erections. While all this can be intimidating a bit of education can go a very long way. A very good book on the subject “The Hardness Factor”. It was written by an M.D. from the US. Surprisingly he focuses on nutrition, sleep, and exercise first and foremost and pharmaceuticals only as an interim solution and perhaps as somewhat of a last resort. Solid information and advice. Worth the look for a longer term solution.

In Taiwan? Won’t happen. Or you could just say “ED.” They know perfectly well what it is and how to treat it.

newscientist.com/article/dn1 … nitals.htm

ducks have 40 cm dicks that they can erect in 1/3 of a second. and they’re spiral! Woohoo!

Um, back on topic, ED is due to many causes. get a specialist to have a look for you.

Good idea! A specialist. Anyone know of any kindly doctors who someone might want to visit with this type of problem? It’s something I’d like to sort out soon.

This may not be helpful, but I found it fascinating. I met an acupuncturist who claims that she makes more money treating erectile dysfunction than everything else she treats combined.

So, you know . . . I just had to ask . . . where she sticks the needles.

In the anus and . . . um . . . beyond.

She claims that many of her clients come to her because they PREFER these treatments to traditional western fixes such as viagra or cialis. :loco:

Well some obviously prefer a firm little prick to none at all.

HG

Oh! Touche.

So I recently found out the cure to (certain types) ED is to work out your veins.

Mind blowing that this is not well known information and a urologist would sooner put you on drugs that might make you go blind or even suggest some sort of implant. Thats the F’d up world we live in I guess.

They sell ciallis in Taiwan.

Already went down that route. Ultimately Its not a cure, plus gave me headaches and nasal congestion.

Having way better results by naturally strengthening (and growing new) veins.

And how do you do that?

There’s a series of techniques but the first one, (only one I’ve tried) is like this. Basically just lube up and rub your thumbs down(from top to base in 1 direction) the middle of your shaft repeatedly.

That will make blood flow through your male member from the underside (the circulation of the schlong is like a loop). Its called the angion method, look it up.

I’ve been using this method since the age of 12. :eggplant:

It ain’t jacking off. Thumbs only.

for hardness: nattokinase

Wake up rock hard. And pee up the wall.

ends with a hand job maybe

see the thing is God made man and woman desire each other mainly for the continuation of the human race. Also the formation of a family unit that is needed for the 18 or more years to raise children to a time when they can take care of themselves. This period is now probably past 30 years. He inserts desire into us. This plan at times fails (ten pct? ) because we have same sex love which does not produce babies. Eventually as we get older our sperm is of lower quality and may produce idiots and eggs are getting or have gotten old. Old eggs produce dummies too. So He decides at a certain point we should not have this desire for sex as we used to . The lack of desire may be a chief cause of ED. YOu just can’t get it up cuz theres nothin exciting to get it up for! Si? So its all natural thing. Sex was something God instilled in us to make a “disgusting” activity worth doing. Once the proper period for having and raising children have passed the desire is removed slowly but surely. Thats it in a nutshell.

That’s advice in Health & Fitness for erectile dysfunction?

I think he got mixed up with his tabs. This should be his diary entry XD