Waiting on the corner, an old, fat guy with a Winnie-The-Pooh hat and a fvcked-up eyeball comes up to me:
“Excuse me - can I ask you a question?”
OK (20 seconds till the pedestrian signal turns green…)
“Sterile opposite, the man pregnant, how do you say?”
…
“Penis sterile, opposite, not pregnant. What is this?”
I don’t know.
“How do you say, the not pregnant, opposite sterile?”
Vasectomy?
“No, not this. The man making pregnant.”
… I don’t know.
“Making pregnant now the woman.”
Impregnate? (the light turns green). I have to go. Bye.
“Wait! Yes!” (takes out a pen and paper) “How you spell ‘impregnate’?”
I-M-P… use a dictionary. You can find it.
“Wait” (follows me across the street) “I-M-P…”
R-E-G-N-A-T-E… Impregnate.
“Thank you! Thank you!”
Good luck.
Someone in the foreign community may be about to receive a sad note from a man claiming, "I could not possibly have impreganted my wife, I only shoot blanks, therefore, since you were shagging her, I blame you!
HG
You are so much nicer than I am. I would have told him he had to pay me first.
But he was retarted and homeless. It’s like volunteer work.
I’m just glad he didn’t pull down his pants and show me his penis.
He looked something like Benny Hill with a hangover and unshaven.
But it’s not like that’s the first time something like this has happened. That’s just Taiwan.
[quote=“Sinister Tiddlywinks”]
I’m just glad he didn’t pull down his pants and show me his penis.
He looked something like Benny Hill with a hangover and unshaven.
But it’s not like that’s the first time something like this has happened. That’s just Taiwan.[/quote]
what, that someone debagged and showed you their little fella? 
[quote=“Sinister Tiddlywinks”]
But it’s not like that’s the first time something like this has happened. That’s just Taiwan.[/quote]
I would expect this in LA but not here… :loco: