FELLAS, do you pee more often

for sanitary reasons, always standing. unless a #2 is involved.

Only time I pee sitting down is if I’m already taking a fat shit

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you should change your ID to “ConstipatedStoic”

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skinny shits are done standing?


I find it socially awkward to sit in a public urinal.

It’s okay at home though. Or at a really gay nightclub.

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At home I stand up, at work I sit down, for reasons deux

  1. Drag it out and read shit on Forumosa
    B. I was trapped at a urinal with my boss at my first job who was having some kind of rant about something I worked on, whilst shaking his dick off. No talking in the gents. Communication via fart only.