I always thought get a wife get a maid to wash your clothes clean your house get a cook to make you food get you coffee while you sit on the couch get you and your buds beer when they come by
Keep your shit tidy
Be energetic in bed
Reality check :
Modern wimmens think get a husband get a butler no a Slave Io order about 24/7
Fetch stuff run errands pay the bills
Shuffle her around
Shuffle pets around
Pick up her shit from everywhere in town
Stay out of her shit
Clean the cars wash the cats
Gas the cars
Haul shit from supermarkets
Put out the trash
Buy and transport anything required 24/7
And perform other general duties besides laundry
Heck slaves in the Roman Empire probably had more free time
The things some of us put up with just to get a little every other century when Venus circles the moon