Filling the void

I always thought get a wife get a maid to wash your clothes clean your house get a cook to make you food get you coffee while you sit on the couch get you and your buds beer when they come by
Keep your shit tidy

Be energetic in bed

Reality check :

Modern wimmens think get a husband get a butler no a Slave Io order about 24/7

Fetch stuff run errands pay the bills

Shuffle her around
Shuffle pets around

Pick up her shit from everywhere in town

Stay out of her shit

Clean the cars wash the cats
Gas the cars
Haul shit from supermarkets
Put out the trash

Buy and transport anything required 24/7

And perform other general duties besides laundry

Heck slaves in the Roman Empire probably had more free time

The things some of us put up with just to get a little every other century when Venus circles the moon

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Serves you right for thinking that :wink:

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It doesn’t work.

Depends on the pet. (Same deal with humans, actually.)

Actually I was replying to the previous poster

Oh, well excuse me then. So sorry. Friggin’ cows… :roll:

What I mean is that apparently to have a pet doesn’t stop you from posting a lot on forumosa.

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Is happiness inversely-proportional to time on the Flob?

true true i got three cats now , up from one. does that stop me from posting ? Nah.

I think not.

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I watch a lot of YouTube. And I like to watch a particular streamer playing a MOBA game. I watch Bloomberg Live. I check my work mail during office hours and sometimes reply. Somehow time flies by.