The good thing … she can be anyone YOU want … brown, blond, red haired … small breasts. big breasts, huge pumpkins … slender, better build … tall, short … muscled … feminine, tender, sexy … powerfull … bossy … and a good cook
Drawback … she ain’t cheap …
Starting bid: 500 US$
Oh, found a real girl, and it’s time to get rid of the imaginary one, eh?
I’ve already sent $500 imaginary dollars into your bank account. When can I expect her?
She isn’t going to drop in at work unexpectedly is she? I have work to do!
Also, I’d appreciate if you didn’t tell her about my last imaginary gf.
Hey, it’s an auction … 500US$ is just the start … bids close tomorrow morning 10:00AM … don’t expect me to give her up to the first passer-by …
She doesn’t sound like much of a catch. But then again, I have no imagination.
Just close your eyes and let her do the work …
She has been tainted by imaginary Belgian cooties. I don’t want her either.
His cooties are real.
Hey guys, no cooties, no claps … healthy as a/an … 
I still can’t picture her…
Go outside and look straight into the sun … keep your eyes open for about 5 minutes … can you see her now?
Does she look like Funk500’s avatar?
I just tried that, but all I could see was Jesus