Former Enron Chief makes a good deal

That’s the way to go, making a nice deal with the DOJ.
Stealing 45 million and paying a 25 million fine .
OK, he might go to jail for 10 years. But hey, that leaves him 2 million per year, not bad for a jail bird.

After parole he can enjoy his retirement, never needs to work again.

Rip off the wrong people and they send you to jail,
Rip off the right people and they say you show initiative.

    -- Mary Prankster, "Piss Off", Blue Skies Over Dundalk (Palace Coup Records)