[quote=“Richardm”]I think Fred Smith is the only one who has ever bought me a drink.
Bunch of freeloading cheapskates, the whole lot of you.[/quote]
I’ve bought you an erm, … drink. 
I was out last night having a few with a Taiwanese friend at a local watering hole,I piad because I invited him. We left the place and bumped into a guy from the States. We had a short BS session and then invited us for a beer…" MY TREAT" I believe were his (foreigner)exact words. So we go to this little Taiwaese hole in the wall,talk some crap, and after 2 beer he excuses himself to go to the washroom.Surprise surprise,the guy doesn’t come back. :fume:
I do hope I see him again so I can buy him lunch…A KNUCKLE SANDWICH !
[quote=“Old Gobbo”][quote=“Richardm”]I think Fred Smith is the only one who has ever bought me a drink.
Bunch of freeloading cheapskates, the whole lot of you.[/quote]
I’ve bought you an erm, … drink. [/quote]
Oh yeah. I forgot.
I owe you one or two.
[quote=“Richardm”][quote=“Old Gobbo”][quote=“Richardm”]I think Fred Smith is the only one who has ever bought me a drink.
Bunch of freeloading cheapskates, the whole lot of you.[/quote]
I’ve bought you an erm, … drink. [/quote]
Oh yeah. I forgot.
I owe you one or two.[/quote]
No, no, no. You most certainly don’t. The pleasure of your company was payment enough.
Besides:
[quote=“The Immortal Ringo”]A woman that I know just came from Colombia.
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, uh huh.
She said it was the finest in the land.
And I said, “No no no no, I don’t smoke it no more.
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.
And then it makes it hard to find the door.”
A man I know just came to me from Tennessee, Oh.
He smiled because I did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho!
He said it was the finest in the land.
And I said, “No no no no, I don’t drink it no more.
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.
And then it makes it hard to find the door.”
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain,
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine.
She said it was the finest in the land.
And I said, “No no no no, I don’t pfffft no more.
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.
And then it makes it hard to find the door.”[/quote]