“Well hello there lady, how is it going today?”
“Great thanks, I’m just doing my daily grocer…”
“WOAAH WATCH IT LADY, there’s a banana on the ground!”
“Thank you kind sir, I was about to drop all my eggs!”
“You seem to be struggling to carry them all, how about I finish cleaning turd stains from my high heel shoes and give you a ride on my Lambo?”
“That’s so nice of you! Is there anything I could do to repay you?”
“Well, we’ll see after I take off my skirt and show my OTHER banana!”
