#Actual fistfight breaks out#
I think self-help is meant to be books on self-improvement like, “The Perfect Family” or “How to lose weight and eat anything you like”. Etc.
Still a funny pic, though.
I’m thinking it was probably just an in joke among the book store employees.
That’s a good thing, no?
But it’s so clean you could eat off of it. 
Did you miss the “practice social distancing” part of the sign, Doc? 
Of course not. That’s an individual table!
Even if it were, there still wouldn’t be enough space for people passing by just to wash their hands. Two meters, cow-man! 
You seem intimately familiar with the dimensions of that lavatory… 
Look who’s talking, Mx. “That’s an individual table!”
OK, I can take a hint. You’re welcome to join me there for 下午茶.
已經吃飯了，謝謝，拜拜啦。 
But the 大鵰烏龍茶 is very refreshing. You’ll love the ammonia aftertaste. 