Dammit! I was gonna post that 
Go to sleep so @Andrew0409 and I can monopolise Funny Pictures.
Iām that guy a lot so I wanted to post it
Aw, Earthlings are so cute when they try to understand the cosmos. 
Hey, donāt be embarrassed about your family tree. 
Oh, is that what you see when you look at it? Thatās quite a Rorschach.
I wonder what H. Cowās family tree looks likeā¦ 
Yeah, pretty sure a cow and a dog canāt produce viable offspring. Now a space lizard and an M&Mā¦thatās a different matter all together. 
According to your interpretation of the diagram, a Rigellian must have mated with an m&m and a minion. Of course with our advanced technology such things are possible, but just because somethingās possible, that doesnāt mean it actually happens.
Take this for example. Sure there are flexible cows out there, maybe even including you. But do they actually realize their flexotential?
Being generous as he is, he can, however, lend you for an indefinite amount of time. Hence, not letting you down and invalidating the paradox.
Trust me, Iām much funnier at parties 
Half-brotherā¦and I donāt like to talk about thatā¦ 
I can pull off the pose in the photo, but some of the more advanced moves may cause me to squirt milk all over the place.
I rest my case. 
No, I insist on owning it
And you probably go to the same parties I doā¦
