That’s how I learned… 
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Same here but our pool was filled with shards of broken glass . Must be rich if you had water.
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My mom dropped me in the ocean a mile away from shore and said if I didn’t stop crying, she’d give me something to cry about. That was the day I learned to swim.
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That was the day I learned to swim in the other direction.
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Say that again and I’ll pull your pants down and smack you in front of everyone.
Never once happened but I always remember those words as I walk into supermarkets.
My mum only cared about the children in Ethiopia. No other place got a mention.
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Walk in front of me so I can put my boot up your ass if you do anything stupid.
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A post was merged into an existing topic: Repost of the Day (And Similar) (for real this time!)
Fimally!
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