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âSure, I can tutor your snotty kid for only 700 NTD an hour, but I wonât give a shit while Iâm doing it.â
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Youâve got to feel sorry for a girl called âhoorâ, though. Bit hard to focus on punctuation etc when youâre being mercilessly teased in English class.
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Maybe the H is silent?
That should be âeveryone else 20 years laterâ.
Leo Longevity?
Not if he throws out his back getting rid of the corpse.
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Found dead in the house of another fitness YouTuber. I thought you were referencing that.
From the headline I assumed his enlarged penis just exploded or somethingâŚ
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Media focusing on that to get clicks. That was just a small part of what he talked about. 
a small part. Do you see what I did there?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that swims?
Iâll take Scenic Spots for $500.