GAME: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

  • You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball
    court. There are no foreign objects.
  • You are not allowed to touch a wall.
  • When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they
    are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked
    unconscious, that kid is “out.”
  • The pool of kids will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no
    discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than
    they are all healthy Americans.
  • The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat
    experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down
    one adult. You will receive one hour of “counter-tactics” training.
  • There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the
    standard-issue cup.
  • The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of
    the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to
    take you down.

Hmm? Is this a charade?

Well, sounds like recess at my old Kindergarten. I could easily handle 20 then, but the KO rule was not in effect. If I actually got to knock them out, I think I could go 40. If half of them were female, I think I could take maybe even 100.

When can I try? It sounds like fun. Ultimate Teaching. YEAH!

And I thought this was going to be about class sizes . . .

nah, it’s just a bit of fun, hence in the “Sports, Fun and Games” forum.

As many as you can throw at me.

If they were Freeman children I think we would all be in a lot of trouble.

I could take out about 40-50 before I get too tired to do it anymore…to do more I need some motivation.

What if they were zombies?

What if they were zombies?[/quote]

Then Koing them would do no good. We’d have to sever the spinal cord. With no weapons, that’d be more difficult, although I’d imagine 5-year old necks can snap pretty easily.

Frost is right tho. I’d prolly get fagged after 50 or 60. When is this event going to be. I’ll start training. Maybe I could work my way up to a pack of street dogs.

Where do we sign up? this sounds like fun.

I only want to take on 10 kids. But I want to pick them from the kids at my school. OK? :smiley:

I honestly thought this was going to be a Michael Jackson joke, 'cuz I got this in an email today:

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds so much?


'Cause there’s twenty of them!

(okay, awful joke, but there you have it.)

bare knuckles or that sissy shit with gloves?