Geezer rock lyrics

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1

Some of the artists from the
1960s/1970s are revising their hits
with new lyrics to accommodate
the onew old codgers, some right here on forumos, too.

For example, (and add your own):

Herman’s Hermits:
“Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a
Lovely Walker”

The Bee Gees:
“How Can You Mend a Broken
Hip”

Ringo Starr:
“I Get by with a Little Help
from Depends”

Roberta Flack:
“The First Time Ever I Forgot
Your Face”

Paul Simon:
“Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”

Commodores:
“Once, Twice, Three Times to
the Bathroom”

Procol Harem:
“A Whiter Shade of Hair”

Leo Sayer:
“You Make Me Feel Like Napping”

I guess everyone gets old, sooner or later.

2

Some of the songs were already ready:

The Grateful Dead
“A Touch of Grey”

Nirvana
“Old Age”

Traditional Kid’s Song
“This Old Man (Knick Knack Paddywhack)”

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Or we can go with the Billboard Top 10 Tracks for 2004
1 YEAH (I got my pension check)! Usher Featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris LaFace/Zomba
2 THIS OLD LOVE Maroon5 Octone/J/RMG
3 THE AGE OF RETIREMENT Hoobastank Island/IDJMG
4 HEY YA (viagra)! OutKast LaFace/Zomba
5 BURNING SENSATION Usher LaFace/Zomba
6 SOME DECADE Nickelback Roadrunner/IDJMG
7 THE WAY YOU ROCK (in your chair) OutKast Featuring Sleepy Brown LaFace/Zomba
8 I’M MORTAL Evanescence Wind-up
9 SHE WILL BE DEAD Maroon5 Octone/J/RMG
10 I DON’T WANNA GO Mario Winans Featuring Enya & P. Diddy Bad Boy/UMRG

3

Some of the songs were already ready:

The Grateful Dead
“A Touch of Grey”

Nirvana
“Old Age”

Traditional Kid’s Song
“This Old Man (Knick Knack Paddywhack)”

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Or we can go with the Billboard Top 10 Tracks for 2004
1 YEAH (I got my pension check)! Usher Featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris LaFace/Zomba
2 THIS OLD LOVE Maroon5 Octone/J/RMG
3 THE AGE OF RETIREMENT Hoobastank Island/IDJMG
4 HEY YA (viagra)! OutKast LaFace/Zomba
5 BURNING SENSATION Usher LaFace/Zomba
6 SOME DECADE Nickelback Roadrunner/IDJMG
7 THE WAY YOU ROCK (in your chair) OutKast Featuring Sleepy Brown LaFace/Zomba
8 I’M MORTAL Evanescence Wind-up
9 SHE WILL BE DEAD Maroon5 Octone/J/RMG
10 I DON’T WANNA GO Mario Winans Featuring Enya & P. Diddy Bad Boy/UMRG

4

People try to put us d-down (talkin

5

Bifocals. Bifocals.
I cannot find my bifocals. I cannot find my bi
I cannot find my bifocals. I connot find them where I like.
You say black. I say white.
You say wrong. I say right.
I cannot read my Peter Pan. Frankenstein or Superman.
I wonder where I put my bifocals. Bifocals.
Bifocal bifocal case.
(ching ching)
(oops. I stepped on them.)