And, in an attempt to clinch it:
[color=green][b]A very politically correct comparison of genders
She is not a ‘babe’ or a ‘chick’ - She is a ‘Breasted American’.
She is not a ‘screamer’ or a ‘moaner’ - She is ‘Vocally Appreciative’.
She is not ‘easy’ - She is ‘Horizontally Accessible’.
She has not ‘been around’ - She is a ‘Previously Enjoyed Companion’.
She is not an ‘airhead’ - She is ‘Reality Impaired’.
She does not get ‘drunk’ or ‘tipsy’ - She gets ‘Chemically Inconvenienced’.
She is not ‘horny’ - She is ‘Sexually Focused’.
She does not ‘nag you’ - She becomes ‘Verbally Repetitive’.
She does not have ‘breast implants’ - She is ‘Medically Enhanced’.
She is not a ‘slut’ - She is ‘Sexually Extroverted’.
She does not have ‘major league hooters’ - She is ‘Pectorally Superior’.
She is not a ‘two bit whore’ - She is a ‘Low Cost Provider’.
He does not have a ‘beer gut’ - He has developed a ‘Liquid Grain Storage Facility’.
He is not a ‘bad dancer’ - He is ‘Overly Caucasian’
He does not ‘get lost all the time’ - He ‘Investigates Alternative Destinations’.
He is not ‘balding’ - He is in ‘Follicle Regression’.
He is not a ‘cradle robber’ - He prefers ‘Generationally Differential Relationships’.
He does not get ‘falling-down drunk’ - He becomes ‘Accidently Horizontal’.
He does not act like a ‘total ass’ - He develops a case of ‘Rectal-Cranial Inversion’.
He is not a ‘male chauvinist pig’ - He has ‘Swine Empathy’.
He is not afraid of ‘commitment’ - He is ‘Monogamously Challenged’.[/b][/color]
Just one more:
