He got me 
Too late at night
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What about âMy wife doesnât want to fuck other peopleâ?
Hope you didnât wrap it up. Seems wrong somehow.
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âExclusive! I got my wife to give me a major rain of shit this Christmasâ
That sounds more like something the sun would bring
Married to an indonesian.
Ask your wife what she wants for Christmas, its easier.
And then âsurpriseâ her with it.
No, in the spirit of this stupid article give her a âcheat pass.â Then go to the accessory store and come back wearing a fake mustache and tell her youâre âArmando, the Latin loverâ and youâve come to âdo the Salsa all over her body.â A little Christmas role-play to spice things up.
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Give her a cheat pass, she will suspect you gave one to yourself ALREADY. So now, its a problemo senor.
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Hmmmm⌠mayonnaise?
My wife is very practical.
Just wanted to join in.
Oh, do Taiwanese women prefer different Christmas gifts to women of other nationalities?
Holy Cow ⌠I forgot how much awesome stuff I posted 
amused myself with those gift ideas anyway
Taiwanâs complex gift culture confuses me.
Whenever my relatives visit each other, gifts are always exchanged. They always have to be chosen very carefully, depending on the personâs needs and interests.
Choose carefully and youâll be fine.
Iâm still giggling like a child at the â shag yourself slim â gift for the wife
It is real! 
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Most Taiwan girls wonât even notice itâs Christmas. Just say you donât really celebrate Christmas.
Until February. You canât escape