Florida Man pie-yaaed out of action
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Florida Man just won’t learn…
Why is Florida so trashy? Is it the swamp gas?
The article says…
Police say Moseley ran to a nearby mobile home park, leaving behind his jeans, shirt and a soci.
Does anyone know what a soci is? I’ve searched Google but that hasn’t helped.
Probably a typo…should be sock.
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Same thing happened to me the last time I went to Florida…
I hope you used the aluminum
I ran out of beer and couldn’t find my pants…
Should’ve stuck to Gatorade…
Was that the sock he was wearing on his cock, Ă la mode des Red Hot Chili Peppers?
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By the way, that news report was pretty damn funny. The world needs more badass grannies like her.
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Florida man can’t catch a break