Today is a Grumpy Day indeed. May you grumpily play with balls of yarn in heaven.
His real name was “Tard.”
This should be in the The Morgue
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He goes to be with Ceiling Cat forever…
FIFY
Did you just assume zir gender?
Yeah but did ze ever get a chance to express zir gender? I thought not. Female is just the gender zir human oppressors assigned zim
Sorry, that’s just too many z’s for me to process… 
She wasn’t “Tardar Sauce” until her owners realized that her original name (“Tard”) might cause a backlash and diminish their intake of moolah.