As far as I’m aware the US hasn’t met even the minimum standard of making sure all of the inmates of Camp Delta ‘belong’ there. The only conditons for being caged there I’ve heard are being Arab, being in Afghanistan, and being fingered by someone as Taleban or Al Queda.
I’d feel a whole lot better as an American citizen if the US government would at least conduct some sort of serious determination process before it cages someone up for years without charges or trial.
That’s just me though. I’m funny about things like that. Blame it on my education. I do. Those frickin’ civics and American history teachers fed me a load of hogwash. We’re no different than anyone else. Just more sophisticated about pretending to be.
Yeah, I’m getting cynical as I’m being dragged towards the edge of the precipice by our own homegrown ‘Al Queda’ extremists. The only consolation I have is I imagine my counterpart in the Islamic world, a moderate Muslim, arguing constantly too with his brood of fanatics.
“But Tigershebab, it’s wrong to target innocent civilians with violence. Our way doesn’t allow that sort of behaviour towards innocents.”
Tigershebab: “There are no innocents among the infidels. They’re a gutter people with a gutter religion who are out to kill us all and take our lands and wealth. That’s a fact which no good Muslim dare deny.”
“But how about you Cold Koran? Surely you understand what I’m saying when I plead with you not to let hatred and extremism cloud our minds?”
Cold Koran: “Stop spouting meaningless cliches at me. There is no ‘extremism’ in defense of the Koran.”
“But you, Fuad Smithhabib, surely you know they’re all not evil subhumans just because they’re Christians and Jews.”
Fuad Smithhabit: “The only good Christian and Jew is a dead Christian and Jew.”
Allah Akbar, I say, throwing my hands up in despair. Are there no reasonable men alive anymore? Have we all completely lost our reason and given into fanaticism instead?
My own dream is that one day ‘moderate Muslim’ and I will get together and cut out all these middle men:
"Salim, you make a mean cup of joe. Look, I’ve got a proposal for you. What say we skip Armageddon and let those goyishe kop duke it out among themselves.
“Honorable Infidel, that is a very good plan . . .”
And so it went. Problem solved. The 50,000 or so troublemakers on both sides ended up in a great free-for-all rumble on the plains of Armageddon and the rest of us normal people who were raised right were able to get on with our lives once again.
Case closed.