Guess my gender


#1

Alleycat is

  • Female
  • Male
  • Hermaphrodite

0 voters

Don’t look at my old posts before you do.


#2

Can’t vote because there’s not enough options. you appear to fall into none of the above categories.


#3

Shit Sandman, there’s never getting anything past you!


#4

Is someone feeling insecure?


#5

No.

Quite the contrary.

It’s just that I have been mistaken for what I’m not, on three separate occasions.

I’m sorry for this self-indulgent poll, but I’m just curious as to how I come across.

Call it an experiment.


#6

Shouldn’t alley cats be neutered?


#7

I am beginning to believe in karma.


#8

Hmm I choose male… When will you tell us as I don’t want to go back and look at all your posts…


#9

I choose female. The alleycats around here are usually really loud and horny females.


#10

I dunno… but anything related to cat, sounds female to me…


#11

Thank you to those of you who took time to participate in the poll. For the record: I am a male.

See: forums.segue.com.tw/viewtopic.ph … c&start=30


#12

Well, at least horny seems to apply :wink:

Iris


#13

I think it’s very feminine if it sounds like feline…
and for me alleycat is another synnoym to jailbait:)
If you want to sound more masculine, I suggest “Gato”
that’s spanish for cat.

If you stick to feminite, spanish “Perrita” ain’t bad:)
but “Puta” is too stong…

ax


#14

[quote=“Alleycat”]Thank you to those of you who took time to participate in the poll. For the record: I am a male.

See: forums.segue.com.tw/viewtopic.ph … c&start=30[/quote]

We’re not convinced. And this hardly constitutes good evidence. We want online proof beyond an unreasonable doubt.

The gender court is now in session.

OK. If you ARE a bloke, say something funny.


#15

forums.segue.com.tw/viewtopic.ph … t=tit+twat


#16

Definitely a woman.


#17

Moi.

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#18

Gosh, the likeness is striking! :shock:


#19

Is that cat for cathleen, catherine, or catastrophe:)

ax


#20

Alleycat, I know you’re a bloke, dude, guy, jiahuo.

The first time I heard someone called Alleycat was in front of my office about ten years ago. I was the director of a private school for adults in Las Vegas, Nevada. Of the thousands of students we had that year, the most, er, striking was a lead dancer at the Tropicana’s Follies Begere show, Lori. She was very bright, studying to take the LSAT. She was already a real estate magnate, because she carefully invested her dancing earnings in apartments and houses in the booming LV market. This amazing catch of a woman had a husband who was a long-haired photographer and all-around good looking dude. He drove up in an old Pontiac one day to pick her up. Just ran out to meet him, breathles, and planting a highly salacious kiss on him (I was getting into my car at the time, nearby), said:

“How ya doin’, alleycat?”

Never forgot that. She later divorced the alleycat. Hope Segue’s Alleycat avoids a similar fate. :slight_smile: