Ah one of those “gee, looks just like a stuffed animal, animal” dogs. Yes, they are cute. Alan’s attack poodle! Beware of cuteness!!!
Fun. The answers I got without looking at everyone else’s first.
[quote]Which Forumosan is most likely to …
- … have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms. [/quote]
Wolf
Tigerman
Okami
[quote]
4. …own a poodle. [/quote]
Alleycat/Quirky
Fred Smith
Juba
Sandman
Sandman again
Feiren/Hobart
Wolf[/quote]
[quote=“MaPoSquid”][quote=“Alleycat”][quote=“almas john”]A bit of Friday bollocks to keep me off the grog for a few minutes.
Which Forumosan is most likely to …
-
… have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms.
Okami (ON THIS ONE I’m BEING DEADLY SERIOUS) -
… attend a peace rally.
Maposquid. Just for the chicks.
Answers next week.[/quote][/quote]
I’m offended. You got me and Okami mixed up.[/quote]
God god Squid, I’d have thought you had a whole bunch of Halliburton shares in a cache somewhere but not a whole arsenal.
You’re wading through it now mate. Although “manure” usually refers to horse dung I think it’s fine to use it in a broader sense. I know my shit. 
Anyway, you blokes did well so here are the answers prematurely.
Which Forumosan is most likely to …
- … have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms.
[color=darkred]I was thinking of MaPo. (BlueFace666 is also a more than acceptable answer).[/color][/quote]
Well, thanks for thinking of me, but really, it hasn’t been a secret for well over a year.
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Bugger. Not counting myself, I only got 40%. 
if Quirky was the flamboyant man with earrings and a very small Yorkshire terrier cradled in his arm, then no. Beautifully kept little dog, though.
Humpfh. 
You’re wading through it now mate. Although “manure” usually refers to horse dung I think it’s fine to use it in a broader sense. I know my shit.
Anyway, you blokes did well so here are the answers prematurely.
Which Forumosan is most likely to …
-
… have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms.
[color=darkred]I was thinking of MaPo. (BlueFace666 is also a more than acceptable answer).[/color] -
… say “I prefer the term ‘amateur beer taster’”
[color=darkred]Alan is right, it’s me. I’ll take Tigerman, but he’s a Pro. Actually, I’ve been on a low-beer diet since I moved to Taipei.[/color] -
… use the expression “food chain”.
[color=darkred]One of Ironlady’s favorite expressions when talking about red tape and regs; she often says things like “go higher up the food chain.” I wonder how she is getting on in the U.S.[/color] -
…own a poodle.
[color=darkred]I had Closet Queen in mind. Not a sissy perfumed poodle I’m sure, rather a half-poodle, half-bear Alaskan one that makes other dogs his bitch. I didn’t realize Alleycat had one.
[/color] -
… have a poster of Ronald Reagan.
[color=darkred]Yeah, Fred Smith would be the best choice, but there are other possible answers.[/color] -
… attend a peace rally.
[[color=darkred]i]Juba, Fox, and I can accept Mother T as an answer.[/i][/color] -
… say “Aye, she was a big sweaty lass and she fair squeezed the fooking life out of me.”
[color=darkred]Broon Ale, but it’s easy to imagine Hexuan or Sandy saying it. Or me!![/color] -
… be seen running stark-naked around the hills of Yangmingshan.
[color=darkred]Could really only be Omni. From his posts it seems the lad likes to commune with Mother Earth by running around with his dangly bits in the breeze. I hope Muzha Man has put a warning in the new Lonely Planet book for any potential visitors to the park. [/color] -
… vandalize road signs that use Hanyu Pinyin.
[color=darkred]Hobart, staunch defender of Taiwanese independence. [/color] -
… dump a truckload of manure on the doorsteps of the Taipei Times.
[color=darkred]Wolf, probably helped by Brian Kennedy and Monkey. [/color][/quote]
What do I win?
ToeWins
ToeEgo wrote [quote]What do I win?[/quote]
It’s always about YOU, YOU, YOU, isn’t it.
[quote]ToeWins[/quote] Afraid not. I forgot to mention the necessary 80% pass rate minimum for a win. No worries, the consul… consa… the second… well the prize for the guys who almost won but didn’t is an invite to a piss up* at my place.
For our North American friends
- a “piss up” is a slightly vulgar British English expression for a gathering focused on drinking (usually beer). An important ingredient of these largely-male gatherings is the hearty - but frequently aggressive and rude - banter between the drinkers: banter that usually focuses on sports, souped-up Ford Escorts, drinking feats, and inventing colorful new phrases for sexual intercourse, genitals, and visits to the restroom.
You forgot “copious and loudly-applauded vomiting”.
[quote]8. … be seen running stark-naked around the hills of Yangmingshan.
Could really only be Omni. From his posts it seems the lad likes to commune with Mother Earth by running around with his dangly bits in the breeze. I hope Muzha Man has put a warning in the new Lonely Planet book for any potential visitors to the park. [/quote]
I’ll get right on it mate. 
[quote=“almas john”]A bit of Friday bollocks to keep me off the grog for a few minutes.
Which Forumosan is most likely to …
-
… have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms.
-
… say “I prefer the term ‘amateur beer taster’”
-
… use the expression “food chain”.
-
…own a poodle.
-
… have a poster of Ronald Reagan.
-
… attend a peace rally.
-
… say “Aye, she was a big sweaty lass and she fair squeezed the fooking life out of me.”
-
… be seen running stark-naked around the hills of Yangmingshan.
-
… vandalize road signs that use Hanyu Pinyin.
-
… dump a truckload of manure on the doorsteps of the Taipei Times.
Answers next week.[/quote]
- Okami (I know him too well)
- Tigerman (no-brainer)
- Me (but only in reference to foreign women’s low position on it as far as dating in Taiwan goes)
- Alleycat (anyone else smell the irony in this?)
- MaPoSquid
- Juba
- Sandman
- Mr. He
- Cranky Laowai
- Wolf Reinhold or Quirky
Edit:
After reading [url=http://tw.forumosa.com/t/taiwan-website-turton-and-speaking-the-language/12299/2 I think Almas John might be an even better candidate for # 1.