Hallelujah! Pole Dancing for Jesus

Okaaay, what’ll they think of next in the Lonestar State?

[quote]If you’re religious, you might feel a little bit uncomfortable about strutting your stuff on a stripper pole. But what if you were doing it for God? In Texas, you can do just that at a class called “Pole Fitness for Jesus,” Fox News reports. Every second Sunday of the month, female churchgoers file into a fitness studio and slither around poles to “upbeat contemporary Christian music,” says the owner. “We basically are just continuing the whole worship thing here,” she explains. “I don’t teach women to be strippers.”

“I think it’s a fabulous thing. I was raised around religion,” says one student. “My parents were very religious and it’s a great way you get the stigma off. It’s not just dancing on a pole. You have music and you have girls together working out and it’s a different kind of workout.”[/quote]
newser.com/story/114697/pole … adies.html

Videos:
google.com/webhp?hl=en&tab=e … 2aad176a4b

Maybe Bong Hits for Jesus isn’t so silly after all. :idunno:

The citizens of that country have a unique gift for commercializing absolutely anything and everything, and selling it to every conceivable market; and even to markets which are completely inconceivable. :ponder:

It does say to be fruitful and multiply. Doesn’t it?

I don’t see how swinging around a pole is either fruitful or multiplying.

I don’t see how swinging around a pole is either fruitful or multiplying.[/quote]

Perhaps you have a narrower taste in videos than the Dr.

Take in some more pole dancing and you may get a hankering for some.

oy VEH

Be the pole.

Not much different than saying “Oh God!” when you reach orgasm, if you ask me. :slight_smile:

It’s my opinion that the Polish people have suffered enough. :no-no: I don’t care who they’re dancing for. It’s to their infinite credit that they’re still dancing. :thumbsup:

Dance, Vlady, dance!!!

How many pole dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know, but I want to watch.

Shit mon, Southern Christians, white trash women, and Texans.
That’s like batshit crazy cubed, right?

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Should that be “My parents were very religious and it’s a great way we strip the stigmata off?” :ponder:

I don’t see the problem here. Didn’t Jesus say in the very Bible: “Suffer the silicone-enhanced big-titty ladies to come unto me.”

No. I’m pretty sure thats a misquote. IIRC it should read:-

“It is easier for a rich man to enter the silicone-enhanced big-titty ladies, than it is for a poor man to make a pass at a camel”

Sunday school finally pays off.