Happy birthday to everyone’s favourite Ursidae Antipodaeus!
Mazeltov, babe!
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You didn’t have to be so rude! moderate your ing language
you!
It’s my birthday and I’ll if I want to, if I want to…
Happy Bearday
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Noice.
May I ask you how old are you now and when you think you will die?
EDIT: we are all going to die, but the older the more prone to die.
I’m gonna live for ever.
Or until the end of time, whichever comes first.
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I thought the same… but that’s the beauty of this site: things don’t need to make sense, especially if you don’t want to be banned 
Time is relative. There is no beginning. There is no end.
By the way, who or what is “ever”?
The_bear doesn’t know how to write proper. The correct construction is “I have ever something something”. Ask any public school English teacher.
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Pretty rich coming from the one who gave us “super diarrhea”
In a headline, no less.
Nope
Keoni is not K-man, although K-man is Keoni.
I is another.
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What are the odds of that?
Supposedly, Keoni is the Hawaiian form of John. Keonies “have a deep inner desire for love and companionship, and want to work with others to achieve peace and harmony…and tend to follow professions where they can serve humanity”. I’m not sure if the same is true of Johns.