Hi Hapa this is Dad
First of all
hahahahahahahahah
Your mom is 5 foot nothing and 100 pounds and tell me who is the boss in the family?
Do you remember when we went to the park and you, your mom and your sister got tired and I had to carry all THREE of you the rest of the way to the car.
Last night at 10pm she demanded that I make her a cake with Swiss Meringue butter cream frosting for mothers day. After working in a factory for 12 hours I made her this cake. It took me 2 hours because your mother thinks packaged food is poison. She found the cake to be unacceptable and gave me “Purple Nurples and made me sleep in the garage.
Your mother Straight up kicked me in the face 3 times while I was standing up because your sister wanted me to buy her some ice cream and tricked me to standing up to her and to tell your mom that " I am a grown ass man and Ill do what I want” It turns out I wanted to be kicked in the face by a tiny Asian woman.
But seriously in our case we are perfectly suitable. I am built like a tank and able to take a beating and your mom is pretty.
And what is all this talk about porn on the internet? Do you know what happens when you look up “Asian porn” on the internet? You get beat up by a 100 pound Asian lady.
And finally young lady I don’t know about you but I think Asian men are super hot. I mean so very super hot and sexy. The way they are good at math and listen to their parents. I’d like to wrap that up in a grilled cheese sandwich and take it to the rodeo.
Sorry i’m not good at sexy talk but you know what I mean.
This is so much fun
Love you
Dad