Hello Forumosa!

sourfoam.com edicts

  1. TomHill is the only good poster.
  2. Good threads are only posted in Temporary Forum (If you are not sure if your thread is good, post it in the Open Forum).
  3. If you are pedantic (that means, ‘nitpicky’ by the way. What you might have thought it meant is in ‘Dating and Relationships’), go to ‘Learning Chinese’. If you are pedantic and boring, go to ‘Teaching in Taiwan’. If you are pedantic, boring and pugilistic, go to ‘International Politics’. If you are pedantic, boring, pugilistic and slutty, then you are Buttercup’s ex-boyfriend and pretending to be German won’t stop me from blowing up your scooter.
  4. Dogs can’t read. Some people have created smerf accounts under their dogs’ names. Do not be alarmed. Although they are deeply disturbing individuals, they are not dangerous.
  5. PM ‘The chief’ if you thought ‘300’ was ghey and if you have any visa questions.
  6. irishstu smells and knows NOTHING about lasers.
  7. The women’s forum has a secret list of which male 'mosans are hot and sexee, but you can’t get in.
  8. There is a secret Taiwan-hating clique. You can’t get in that either, or it wouldn’t be a clique. It involves butter.

There are loads more, but it’s best to start off slowly.