Help me with an old joke

How’s that old one go about Offices You Can’t Find?
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The Italian Disciplinary Board
The ROC Ethics Council
The German Humourists Ass’n
The British Fine Arts Committee

There’s a bunch more, I forget.

This one is a bit similar.

What’s heaven? You get an English house, a Chinese cook, an American salary and a Japanese wife.

Hell? An English cook, a Chinese salary, An American wife and a Japanese house.

Not quite what el chiefo was asking, but The Department of Redundancy Department still makes me laugh.

[quote=“Tempo Gain”]This one is a bit similar.

What’s heaven? You get an English house, a Chinese cook, an American salary and a Japanese wife.

Hell? An English cook, a Chinese salary, An American wife and a Japanese house.[/quote]

In Heaven, the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian and everything’s organized by the Germans.

In Hell, the cooks are British, the police are French, the lovers are German and everything’s organized by the Italians.

The government office of Who Needs Retorical Questions?

How about The Chinese Mining Safety Council
And The Bangladeshi Anti-Corruption Unit

Indian Driving Academy
American Housing Investment Authority

Republic of China Mongolian and Tibetan Affairs Commission

Did I miss one German Stereotype? I thought for example the British even think we are really kinky? :smiley:

I remember more something like:

[quote]In Heaven…

* the mechanics are German
* the chefs are French
* the police are British
* the lovers are Italian
* and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

* the mechanics are French
* the police are German
* the chefs are British
* the lovers are Swiss
* and everything is organized by the Italians.

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