If I had a penis humping steel bench I’d do everything in my power not to lose it.
I’m looking for something in a comfy chair.
The “comments” section had lots of people pointing out that the holes in the steel bench were described as “small,” and making rude comments about the presumed size of his manhood.
But my theory is, he liked 'em tight!
Steel bench though… so cold to the touch. I like my ladies warm.
Cold steel surface with small holes, perfect for rubbing up against.
sorry i was away this weekend and seem to have missed this thread, as it’s a doozy, but in reference to Mr Burton’s comment re athlete’s foot on page one:
mine magically left as soon as i arrived in Taiwan. is it possible to transfer it to someone else, holus-bolus, as it were, and thus rid yourself of it? a bit like the stereotypical cursed bottle?
[quote=“Screaming Jesus”]The “comments” section had lots of people pointing out that the holes in the steel bench were described as “small,” and making rude comments about the presumed size of his manhood.
But my theory is, he liked 'em tight![/quote]
Obviously not much of a breast man either. Hmmm, likes his partners totally flat, with no womanly curves, a very tight hole and lacking the ability to stand up to him and say no. 
Sounds like another guy with a pedofetish. Sicko. :raspberry:
No, that only works with cooties. Oh yeah, and AIDS, if you give it to a virgin. (South African Traditional Medicine.)
They say athlete’s foot is the same stuff that causes jock itch. I guess somebody passed it from one part to the other while doing yoga. Or heh heh, foot fetish stuff.
How much viagra did he have to take to maintain that erection there.
You obviously haven’t seen the bench… Viagra should not be needed 
However cute the bench, when a platoon of guys in orange suits start draining blood from me I think I’m gone
I see very little to do with foam in this thread.
Foam? YOu call that foam?
I was thinking something more like this.
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]Foam? YOu call that foam?
I was thinking something more like this.
uk.youtube.com/watch?feature=rel … 7h_zPCWj9E[/quote]
Uhem, that was just gross.
I remember laughing my arse off reading a story about a guy, back when I was in undergrad school, who decided to try to pump iron while working out. He had to go to the hospital with the weight still on his “member” and have said member drained. It’s hard to believe that a full grown human can be so stupid!
[quote=“Mother Theresa”][quote=“Screaming Jesus”]The “comments” section had lots of people pointing out that the holes in the steel bench were described as “small,” and making rude comments about the presumed size of his manhood.
But my theory is, he liked 'em tight![/quote]
Obviously not much of a breast man either. Hmmm, likes his partners totally flat, with no womanly curves, a very tight hole and lacking the ability to stand up to him and say no.
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Uh, duh, he’s in Hong Kong…
Hey steady on!
HG
[quote=“TomHill”]I see very little to do with foam in this thread.
[/quote]In fact, had there been foam involved, this probably wouldn’t have happened. Foam saves lives!
You know, it being HK, it was probably his Mont Blanc.
HG
Why would a Belgian newspaper write that the guy was Japanese? I know that they have some kinky sex over there …
Chinese and Japanese seem to be interchangeable to many in the West.
The holes were so small - how did the guy even get his penis in one? Surely even a poorly-endowed guy would be bigger than that. And since he got stuck, this implies he wasn’t all that small.