How do you feel about cereal today?

At this moment, indifferent. That happens with age. Tomorrow I might have sharp cravings for Cap’n Crunch.

1 Like

I like Morning Summit

It missed defining when one can eat cereal any time of the day.

I just tell the girls I’m Cap’n Crunch

Meh. Silly comparison. Breakfast cereal is basically candy for adults. Rots your teeth and makes you fat, so not really like the other thing at all. I’ll have a proper meal in the morning, thanks.

5 Likes

I never eat it in Taiwan.

Back home i eat cornflakes from time to time. Most of my favorites such as honey nut loops have been discontinued. Cheerios dont compare.

1 Like

image

Girls don’t like shriveled up dingle berries

1 Like

Incidentally, John Kellogg invented cornflakes to curb the sex drive. He baked the blandest breakfast food he could think of because he believed that spicy foods were too stimulating and that could lead to naughty thoughts.

1 Like

A Roald Dahl character claimed breakfast cereal was made of old pencil shavings, if I remember right.

Cornflakes remind me more of soggy cardboard.

Soggy cereal is one of the most disgusting things in the world imo. I just fill the bowl to like 1/4 full then add milk, which has to be ice cold and refill as necessary.

I still have a bad memory from childhood of my uncle going nuts because i was wasting food, i refused to eat the remaining bowl of soggy cornflakes.
He was so in the wrong.

No doubt.

One of my favorite parts of a Neil Stevenson novel was a description of how it was done bite by bite.

1 Like

I think the trick is to pour the milk in the bowl first and then add cereal when needed. I very rarely eat cereal these days because it’s crazy expensive and crazy unhealthy - most brands are little more than sugar and wheat.

1 Like

I kinda like the big breakfast plate at Churchills, but not quite so big.

I hate cereals, it’s basically sugar and fat and carbs. No wonder Americans are so fat.

Good source of fibre.

1 Like

Yeah, three things the world would be better off without: breakfast cereals, sliced white bread, and soft drinks. I have a suspicion bad diet is one reason so many people are ‘asexual’ these days. Junk food messes you up every which way.

1 Like

Why have sex when you can stuff sausages into your mouth?

Why not both?

Gals and guys, this is your moderator speaking: please do keep on topic. This thread is not about cereal, but about sex. Take an example from TL - he brought the topic back on track. Kinda. Thanks.

1 Like

Sex? It’s all asexuals never think about.

1 Like