How to Sh*t Around the World (book title)

A funny book title:

actual title:

How to Shit Around the World:
The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy while Traveling

ByJane Wilson-Howarth

published in January 2006
198 pages

When I went to Europe, I had a magazine, I forget which one, with an article entitled The Ugly American’s Guide to Traveling in Europe. It had stuff like a map to all the Taco Bells and how to say, “How do you flush this thing?” in eleven languages.