Hungry enough to eat a rat's asshole

I think I smell somethin’… some sorta pork product… Spam?

Doesn’t that stuff make you go insane? Start talking like an inflated frenchman, contact syphilis from a trendy brothel, wear poseur clothes, and eventually die of self-neglect due to bad teeth, poor hair, and an intense body odor…

It tastes like crap anyway…

From your experience, what were the effects, if any?

Huh…? We’ve had absinthe for a year already…!? …