I am the very model of a modern Major-General

maoman · September 14, 2006, 10:12am

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

I’ve got seven stars as of today, so I must be at least a Major-General. I am now entering my eighth year on this website! Thanks for seven years of good times, guys! Here’s to seven more! (Don’t tell my wife I said that!)

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · September 14, 2006, 10:43am

Nooob

smell_the_glove · September 14, 2006, 10:45am

Seven years, eh? You ought to be feeling really itchy right about now.

Chicken · September 14, 2006, 12:52pm

Next verce, same as the first
But a little bit louder and a little bit worce

anon38216271 · September 14, 2006, 2:04pm

[quote=“Maoman”]
I’ve got seven stars as of today, so I must be at least a Major-General. [/quote] You needed 7 stars to inform you of that? :loco: Talk about being slow on the uptake.

canucktyuktuk · September 14, 2006, 3:33pm

Jeeze! Get a life, willya?

thanks, maoman

Durins_Bane · September 15, 2006, 5:33am

[quote=“Maoman”]I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

I’ve got seven stars as of today, so I must be at least a Major-General. I am now entering my eighth year on this website! Thanks for seven years of good times, guys! Here’s to seven more! (Don’t tell my wife I said that!)[/quote]

Hey Boss,

Way,way beyond this General stuff. I bub thee “Big Chief”.

Or perhaps something along the lines of “Lord Maoman, Enforcer of the Way, Leader of All that is Right and Good, Guardian of the Keg, The Head ‘Pool Sweeper’ of Classic Porn, and The Destroyer of Worlds”.

That’s a title I hope to earn someday. :s

maoman · September 15, 2009, 4:00am

Today makes a decade on the Flob! Thanks guys, for making this such an awesome place!

Anubis · September 15, 2009, 4:14am

Congratulations, Field Marshall Maoman!

the_chief · September 15, 2009, 4:18am

Figure you got enough stars to be one of these?

Dragonbones · September 15, 2009, 5:14am

From now on, he shall be known as the Generalissimo.

sandman · September 15, 2009, 5:30am

Yeah, well. I just think the top bloke on the site should be a little less effeminate. Can I have my panties back, by the way? The red lace ones with the butterfly applique? You took them with you last time you came… I mean, visited.

Bubba_2_Guns · September 15, 2009, 6:40am

I’m more of a Pirate King meself…thanks for the good times Hairman.

maoman · September 15, 2009, 7:24am

:note: You are! Hurrah for our Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King. :note:

sandman · September 15, 2009, 7:35am

Sorry. Not hearing it. Three little maids from school is what springs to mind.

[quote]Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school

Everything is a source of fun
Nobody’s safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that’s just begun
Three little maids from school
[/quote]
Bubba’s Yum-Yum.

Elegua · September 15, 2009, 9:03am

All hail, great Judge!
To your bright rays
We never grudge
Ecstatic praise.
All hail!

May each decree
As statute rank
And never be
Reversed in banc.
All hail!

rocky_raccoon · September 15, 2009, 9:30am

Do yer ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

And congrats on the 10 year anniversary!