I don't remember the last time I wore long pants/trousers

[Rocket]

@BiggusDickus

Shane are a British company and consequently a bit uptight.

Coming from the dude who posted this:

@BiggusDickus

Nobody ever looks good in shorts. I’d be OK with men wearing shorts if I didn’t have to see them. There are few things worse than being stuck in a meeting with a load of hairy legs on view. It’s just unpleasant.