I just got home after #X days and found that (complete the sentence)

Recreation Fun & Games
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my underwear are on backwards.

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tango’s underwear is on backwards

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How did you know?

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DrewC’s underwear is on backwards

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DrewC is wearing tango42’s underwear, backwards. The dirty rotten scoundrel!

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my @papertowel is wet

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Stole this from Bard AI due to a complete lack of creativity on my part:

I just got back after #X days and found my boxers transformed into briefs. Looks like someone took my brief absence a little too literally.

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Time to turn the other cheek.

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I just got home from deployment after 396 days and found that my wife just gave birth to twins!!! :partying_face:
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This is my first time coming home after being deployed… :face_with_spiral_eyes: :scream: :thinking:

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tango42’s backward underwear strikes again…

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I just got home from #X days and found that I didn’t even know #X days was an actual holiday.

Who did Musk strongarm into creating this stupid holiday?

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My wife’s left me and my dog is dead.

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I just got home after #X days and found that.

(Not saying what “that” is. Just completing the sentence, as requested. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)

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Bard:
…my milk had gone missing! I guess it couldn’t lac-tose the thought of me being gone so long.

(… when I told Bard that this was not funny and did not “work” it gave me four more examples of various dairy products organizing a revolution in my fridge)

ChatGPT:
I just got home after #X days and found that my bed and I have a lot in common - we’re both a bit unmade and in desperate need of a napportunity!

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This could be a sequel to Sausage Party. :2cents:

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Sounds cheesy

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