Yo, I used to do a lot of squats back in my boxing days. I never thought they’d come in handy when I take a dump in Taiwan.
Those squat toilets are really better than the sit down ones. They feel more natural, yo. And in front you got a little pee-pee shield. And every time you take a dump you work your leg muscles a little bit. That’s one of those little things that keeps all the Taiwanese people healthy. Little things here and there, yo.
But, you know what ticks me off? There’s never any soap in the men’s restroom. So I always have to walk into the women’s restroom and use their soap. And sometimes it’s kind of weird, right? There’s this big white guy in the women’s restroom. So I just say, “yo, sorry, ladies, there’s no soap in the men’s room.”