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Maybe Hitler was a cow kisser?
What really makes this guy an idiot is that weed has been legal in Washington since 2012 and he still hides it in his butt.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we pack our ass with weed
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A slightly smarter criminal would have the weed in his jeans and the meth up his butt.
Maybe leaving the meth at home would have been a good idea
How is this guy walking around with 13 felony convictions?
Well, he isn’t now.
Only up to a certain amount. I would guess you can fit more than one ounce up there.
You’re assuming that he was hiding it. Perhaps he simply didn’t have any pockets.
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This gives new meaning to the term “man purse.” 
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This is the queue of people waiting to reach the summit of Everest:
The wait has contributed to the deaths of 7 climbers. All so they can bore people at dinner parties.
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It’s like Costco, but you’re on line to buy frostbite and hypothermia instead of toilet-paper and cheese.
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Half of them are dragged up there by Sherpas, anyway.
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I met a guy here who had climbed Everest. I shook his hand and told him how much I envied him.
He had no fingers.
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FIFY
They’ve hit double figures:
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Way more than half.
85% or higher paid super high-priced tour agents to take them as well.
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The silver lining would be the drop in housing prices up there, I suppose. 
I’ll see myself out… 
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