If 99.9% is good enough then…
3 newborns in Taiwan will be given to the wrong parents at maternity wards here
14,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be
8,322 pieces of mail in Taiwna will be mishandled/hour
2,000 documents will be lost by the Taiwan Tax Agency this
2,500 books will be shipped to bookstores in Taiwan with the wrong
23 words in any one of the English newspapers here will be
2,000 incorrect drug prescriptions for patients in Taiwan will be written
8,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out
10,260 income tax returns will be processed
305 copies of Friday’s CHina Post will
Anymore you can think of? Comments below:
sandman
February 10, 2004, 5:05am
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4,234 messages will be put up by formosa under his various monikers. Seven will be marginally interesting.
Two of the girls Tomas sleeps with this year will get pregnant.
And three of the lamei s I ogle in the street or on the MRT today will have forgotten to put on one or other item of their undies.
Tomas
February 10, 2004, 6:43am
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[quote=“Omniloquacious”]Two of the girls Tomas sleeps with this year will get pregnant.
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:shock: Listen, mate, I’m not the sort of fellow who…oh geez. Never mind.
[quote=“Tomas”][quote=“Omniloquacious”]Two of the girls Tomas sleeps with this year will get pregnant.
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Omni, don’t do that to me. I’ve just woken up from my afternoon nap, and I’m confronted with this! :shock: Listen, mate, I’m not the sort of fellow who…oh geez. Never mind.[/quote]
But looking on the bright side, Tomas: at least you can be sure the rubber doll doesn’t have that 0.1% chance of being an accident waiting to happen.
0 weapons of mass destruction will be found in Iraq by the U.S.
1 boobie of a washed up female singer will be viewed on television.
3,000,000 teenagers, and 2 of her brothers will masturbate because of it.
5 minutes of my life was wasted on this post.
99.9% is only a 3 sigma process… this is why they have 6 sigma nowadays (99.99966%).
