Trying to check the website but they want you to log in with your age so F that.
Found this though and if flame haired maidens are included I’m in. Sounds almost like an absinthe review.
According to the Monkey Shoulder website:
"Some say it tastes just like riding bareback on the wild moors of Scotland with a flame haired maiden on Christmas morning. Others agree it tastes like 007 wearing a tuxedo wetsuit."