I’m looking for a girlfriend. Who wants to help me?
Ok, where did you last see her?
No, I want a new one. I don’t have one.
I hear your cleaner is pretty hot, but according to your last post… she may steal your heart
Ka Bam! :discodance:
Too old. Ha ha
heh heh.
One of you could be her!
I’m available. Does chest hair bother you? By the way, I ain’t cleaning up after you so keep the cleaner.
I want a real woman and I’ll clean up after her!
I want a real woman and I’ll clean up after her![/quote]
Sorted then. Next thread!
I want a real woman and I’ll clean up after her![/quote]
Sorted then. Next thread![/quote]
Really?
You haven’t seen the mess Buttercup makes when she’s in full swing.
Neither have you, my lad.
mwah
kjk
The only time this foreigner had a ‘green card’ was in Taiwan. It had the word ‘Alien’ written on it. They must have picked that up from the Americans.
I want a real woman and I’ll clean up after her![/quote]
Sorted then. Next thread![/quote]
Bcup’s got a boyfriend! Bcup’s got a boyfriend!
Gonna be disappointed with my mate AAF then. If I remember correctly we hail from the same 國家. Can still remember my father-in-law’s horror when he realised his only daughter’s betrothed is in fact from 南非 and not 美國.
FIL: Ummm…所以…no gree’ car’ 嗎? :ohreally:
Sadly, he had a stroke after he met me for the first time. Still not sure if it’s related. No one seems to want to talk about it…
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Sadly, he had a stroke after he met me for the first time. Still not sure if it’s related. No one seems to want to talk about it…[/quote]
Ouch, I hope not. Do you mean, right after? Or how long after
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Sadly, he had a stroke after he met me for the first time. Still not sure if it’s related. No one seems to want to talk about it…[/quote]
Ouch, I hope not. Do you mean, right after? Or how long after[/quote]
The same night, mere hours after he met me. 