lob>bend
bend>over
over > rear > ream
rules, read em.
bend (over) > dominatrix
dominatrix > x-ray (to find whatever is shoved up yer… you know, like a toy car or something. I’m just saying… (Haven’t you seen Jackass the Movie??))
x-ray > yearly (since we have to have an x-ray annually to check for TB for our work visas)
Yearly > Yule log (once a year, at Christmas).
Yule > elf, preferrably dipped in eggnog (yum!)
elf> delicious
What? 
elf > fantasy
fantasy > yummy
yummy > yum yums
yum > mousse
mousse > ecstasy 
(especially the chocolate stuff)
you guys are aiming for “y” endings just to torture us, right?
ecstasy > yikker (to utter sharp little cries)
yikker > raven (sort of makes a sound like that)
raven > nevermore
end > derriere