IrishStu's excitement 500

How have you entertained yourself on those days at work when you have been ultra bored?

IrishStu, aka Hunk500, aka TheBeef, aka Megaman… is bored. His fingernails are all eaten off, he has chattecd with Tom’s owner, he filed all his slipper fluff in alphabetical order, he even watched an episode of Futurama (brave brave soul).

So what can he do to occupy his mind?

Personally I suggest…

LINE RIDER. official-linerider.com/play.html

Also, scones are easy to make. But not in an office environment.

I’d forgotten about line rider. I may well play that.

Futurama rocks! So shut it on that!

And just so you know… “scones” rhymes with “prawns”.

[quote=“irishstu”]I’d forgotten about line rider. I may well play that.

Futurama rocks! So shut it on that!

And just so you know… “scones” rhymes with “prawns”.[/quote]

Have you tried chair flyer then? It’s line rider in a wheelchair… He hardly falls out either… hallpass.com/media/chairflyer.html

‘Scorns’?

No. You’re thinking of porn obviously (again…)

No, no, no. Porn is boring.

Boredom is like pain; it is good for you as a warning system that something is wrong.

[quote=“Buttercup”]No, no, no. Porn is boring.

Boredom is like pain; it is good for you as a warning system that something is wrong.[/quote]

Is porn boring? I wouldn’t know, cos, obviously, I don’t even know what porn is. But thanks for letting me know.

Prawns and scones rhyme?

Prones and scones?

Prons and scones?

Prawns and Scawns?

Prunes and scunes?

Make us a rhyme ya wee buccaneer you.

I made scones at work last week. Started a whole ‘Sc-oh-nes’ VS ‘sc-ons’ debate. It bored the shit out of me. How’s it doing for you?

That one.

I’m leaving the office now. Thanks for making it slighly less boring. Have a good weekend everyone.
Love,
Stu

Kids these days ARE boring. Ever asked a twelve year old if they’ve read any good books lately? ‘Blahblahblah, Harry Potter, blah blah’.

Chatting up boys in Taipei Children’s library again huh? Has that injunction gone out-of-date?

Like I said before, you pedo teachers give us non-pedo teachers a bad name.

I ‘teach’ ‘adults’.

Glad to see Tom Hill adopting American spelling conventions. One world!

Young boys, no, I’m QUITE the opposite. I went out with a 23 year old, way back. And THAT ended well. Oh, and the guy with the paper-round. Oops. But nothing the police would be interested in.

i invited stu to brunch but he never returns calls… sigh