Is the Bible anti-gay?

[Hanna]

@Dr_Milker

Catholic school girls…

Oh the Mormon chicks will get down with it, too.

[brasd]

@Rocket

@brasd

@the_bear

Any religion that lists anal sex as an unnatural desire is fucked up. Next you’ll be telling me oral sex is a sin and then where are we? Missionary position with lights off and socks on?

What was it Blake wrote: “Binding with briars my joys and desires”.

It would not fall within the bell curve of normal sexual activity.

See, right away we got a problem here…

nope
Science is all about norms and deviations from the norm. I would guess that Anal sex is outside the norm. The norm involving contact between the P and V for the natural act of procreation through sex.

[Hanna]

If anal sex wasn’t okay in the eyes of God, why did he stick the male “G-spot” up the ass?

[the_bear]

ooooooohhhhhh, vicar, you hit the spot

[the_bear]

Where so you stand on fellatio then big boy?

[Rocket]

@brasd

The norm involving contact between the P and V for the natural act of procreation through sex.

Oh, please.

Nature is full (not just humans) of creatures who shnob it just for fun, it’s perfectly natural AND scripturally sanctioned.

[Rocket]

@the_bear

ooooooohhhhhh, vicar, you hit the spot

[the_bear]

@tando Can you do the honors please? Survey on sexual deviancy. Missionary only, oral, anal, 3P, same-sex, with a goat.

[Dr_Milker]

@the_bear

Survey on sexual deviancy.

Can’t wait for this one!

[tando]

@brasd

Science is all about norms and deviations from the norm.

human beings might be deviated from the norm.

But, @Hanna, you shouldn’t say what bear or cow planned to say.

[Hanna]

@tando

But, @hanna149, you shouldn’t say what bear or cow planned to say.

Aw what did I do? Am I being too coarse?

[the_bear]

[tando]

Sexual Sin in the Ministry

[Dr_Milker]

@Hanna

Aw what did I do? Am I being too coarse?

Not at all. Keep up the good work!

[brasd]

@Rocket

@brasd

The norm involving contact between the P and V for the natural act of procreation through sex.

Oh, please.

Nature is full (not just humans) of creatures who shnob it just for fun, it’s perfectly natural AND scripturally sanctioned.

Animals on the whole do it for dominance not pleasure. Which scriptures sanction it ?

[crusher]

@BiggusDickus

@Dr_Milker

@BiggusDickus

Demonstrably? Two (?) debatable verses? And untrue? What is truth? Plus, this was hundreds of years before Christ.

But those verses are pretty damn clear. This is why (among other reasons) I’m not a fan of organized religion.

But you’re cherry picking some lines from around 800,000 words written by who knows whom. I could also pull out nonsensical rules from the Old Testament, but that would be childish.

Christopher Hitchens summed it up better than I could - why do so many intelligent and otherwise nice people become such shits when religion is involved? Some people at Morrison Academy have decided to be anti-gay and have searched for and found some justification for this in the Bible. I could do the same with shellfish.

It’s obvious homosexuality was certainly not promoted. It seems pretty obvious to me that it would be extremely hard to find that Christianity approves of homosexuality or at the very least anal sex. Christianity is not anti gay people, but yes it does not approve of the lifestyle. This is pretty obvious.

[the_bear]

Well I’m a Christian and I fucking love anal sex, so what do you have to say about that?

If Jesus came back tomorrow he’d be at the front of every Gay Pride march in town. He knows where the love is and it’s not to be found in a bunch of hateful bible bashers.

[BiggusDickus]

Homosexuality as a term is relatively recent.

Biblical issues with anal sex I agree with. EDIT: No, I’m wrong. Are you confusing sodomy solely with anal sex (Biblical terms, not now)?