I could write a damn book on all the wrong places I have chosen to sleep (take a dump, etc…) when it was dark and I didn’t know where I was. Since these are some of my best stories, I want to hear yours.
Belize. The brush was so dense I couldn’t find a place to put up a tent. I finally found a spot (in the dark), threw up the tent and went to sleep. A few hours later the peccaries came rushing by my tent in such a great number that they were bumping me and their tusks tore holes along the sides. I really had no idea wtf. Come morning I see the state of my tent and realize I had put it up in the middle of a well-worn path. That is why it was the only spot not covered in underbrush. Luckily I fared better than my tent.