I've never been to America, but I know all about it from TV

I thought “The Equalizer” was a very good show.

And he drove a Jag-u-ar.
However, like most good shows, it didn’t last very long.

Has anyone else ever gotten an extra chicken Mcnugget in their 6-piece chicken Mcnuggets? It happened to me once, but only once.

Erhu, surely to convey that story a little better, you should have been using the capslock. It would also add to the realism if the person you were telling the story to was Billy-Bob.

[quote=“TainanCowboy”]I thought “The Equalizer” was a very good show.

And he drove a Jag-u-ar.
[/quote]
See? Works both ways. Now you know what British people are like.

[quote=“TainanCowboy”]I thought “The Equalizer” was a very good show.

And he drove a Jag-u-ar.
However, like most good shows, it didn’t last very long.[/quote]

that was a great show. As a teenager i watched every series.

Edward Woodwood

I saw a jag on Ren Ai road last week. Much more classy than a black BMW. Apparently though if you need a spare part it is a serious problem in Taiwan. Not that i can afford one yet. One day one day may be.

Unless i get a second hand Arthur Daily job.

Lets Dialectize that using http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Has ennyone else evah gotten an extry possum Mcnuggit in their 6-piece possum Mcnuggits? It happened t’me once, but only once.

:laughing:

Sounds like you’ve had lots of experience SERVING them. :laughing:

[quote=“fenlander”]
Unless i get a second hand Arthur Daily job.[/quote]

You want a second hand-job from Arthur Daily? Dude, wasn’t the first hand-job enough to send you to a prostitute?

Classic American stuff apart from the Equalizer…

Smokey and the Bandit.
Addams family.
Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Fraggle rock.
The Red Hand Gang.
BMX’s.
Littlest Hobo.
Shatner.
That spoof detective show with Mike Hammer.

more great american TV series:

northern exposure
twin peaks
hawaii 5-0
6 feet under
3rd rock from the sun
family guy
futurama

etc

(i nearly said the Bionic Man, but you’d have known i was kidding)

Sounds like you’ve had lots of experience SERVING them. :laughing:[/quote]

I’ve never worked in a restaurant in my life, however you are right about me having lots of experience giving Americans a good serve every now and again :smiley:

Sorry… let me translate that for you:

I’ve nevah wawked in a restaurant in mah life, howevah yer right about me havin’ lotsa experience givin’ South Car’linans a fine sarve ev’ry now an’ agin

[quote=“Tyc00n”]

I’ve never worked in a restaurant in my life, however you are right about me having lots of experience giving Americans a good serve :smiley:[/quote]

and don’t they take such a big BITE…

McDonalds in America is scary. Very scary… The one I went to in Philadelphia was practically a homeless shelter. The one in LA the girl had the worlds longest nails, and told me to wait as she was chatting with her friend.

And no-one in America understood the words ‘Im on holiday.’ You have to change it to ‘I’m on a vacation.’

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[quote=“TomHill”]McDonalds in America is scary.
And no-one in America understood the words ‘Im on holiday.’ You have to change it to ‘I’m on a vacation.’[/quote]

What are you doing eating at a McDonalds on your American vacation? I love the hypocrisy of these Europeans that bash McDonalds and yet frequent it regularly when they go on vacation.

Let me guess, you have a secret fetish for McDonalds ladies with fry fingers?

[quote=“JAS”][quote=“TomHill”]McDonalds in America is scary.
And no-one in America understood the words ‘Im on holiday.’ You have to change it to ‘I’m on a vacation.’[/quote]

What are you doing eating at a McDonalds on your vacation? I love the hypocrisy of these Europeans that bash McDonalds and yet frequent it regularly when they go on vacation.

Let me guess, you have a secret fetish for McDonalds ladies with fry fingers?[/quote]

I have spent about 4 months in the states, so the odd McDonalds meal is inevitable. Not a hypocritical thing at all really.

Yeh Tom, you better watch it! You’re about a post away from a “your momma’s so fat” joke

They have a show about that on MTV. People cuss each others mothers for sport. Nice.

Yo mommas so fat that when the doctor told her she had Ebola he still gave her 80 years to live.

They have a show about that on MTV. People cuss each others mothers for sport. Nice.

Yo mommas so fat that when the doctor told her she had Ebola he still gave her 80 years to live.[/quote]

Didn’t the show Friday Night Fights about rappers going head to head ala 8 Mile Road originate from Britain? When I think of England now, I think of rappers, really.

[quote=“Doctor Evil”][quote=“belgian pie”]

['The Ground Truth' a blacklisted film about Iraq

FYI, it’s not allowed to quote from other threads … :smiley:

Anyways, many foreigners know more about the US than Amercican citizens do … :smiley:

[quote=“TomHill”]McDonalds in America is scary. Very scary… The one I went to in Philadelphia was practically a homeless shelter. The one in LA the girl had the worlds longest nails, and told me to wait as she was chatting with her friend.

And no-one in America understood the words ‘Im on holiday.’ You have to change it to ‘I’m on a vacation.’[/quote]

Even the president of the US is scary … :smiley: