Jensen Huang's Invidious Fang Fang Huang Huang Bang Bang

Uh oh - what happens now, I wonder?

My prediction: stocks rise 25% and Trump says “What a LAD!”

I literally just woke from a dream about joining Jensen’s party at a coffee house because someone I ran into before I knew who he was with, and he was helping me figure out something on my phone. lol

I woke up, then read his post on X. Carl Jung would love this. I may buy more NVDA.

Is it too early to suggest EVERY Chinese woman is a Double -O Fang Fang?

At least she’s not AI. She’s also named Huang, so it’s a Double Huang Bang.

Yeah, maybe this is under
Operation Fang Fang.

Propose thread title change to “Fang Fang Huang Bang”?

I prefer Operation Bang Bang.
But, its yer thread.

His wife must not be amused, or surprised?

Committed to America’s national security specifically - hopefully by extension Taiwan in that case!

Given all the NVDA fabs in Taiwan , I’d say yeah. :+1:

But, who that chick was is way more concerning:

Didn’t someone from Taiwan get caught doing this as well?

Maybe Jensen WAS the honeypot bait for the investigation! He’s fit. Maybe he took one for the team. Undercover Nerd

was that the Super Micro person?

That stock plummeted, and then shot back up 25% a while later.

We’ve got two plays here - the market of course, but also go after his wife for that inevitable divorce ownership

Aaaand the newest female billionaire is….

He can spare the money. But doesn’t this mean Chinas AI programs are still heavily reliant on NVDA? And isn’t there a three way meeting with Trump Xi and Putin on the books?

A three-way sounds spectacular. Alice or Jensen, where there’s a Huang there’s a way :nail_polish:

On a more serious note, Jensen may have dropped the ball with the Trump administration.

https://x.com/firesidealpha/status/2119568774898802898?s=49

I mean, you know the Chinese are gonna steal
Shit, but sleeping with THE guy? I know Jensen is starting his apology tour now, but those memories will forever remain.

A dip into a honeypot!

cry_pooh

Nvidia Board to Probe Spying Case After CEO Admits Affair

https://archive.is/iBw3s

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-11-08/nvidia-board-to-probe-spying-case-after-ceo-jensen-huang-admits-infidelity

Though Jensen would be better man, but still just a man

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2026-11-08/trump-calls-nvidias-huang-honorable-says-he-has-not-discussed-allegations-with-him

Very disappointed

You are slow to the post.

Check the Fang Fang thread. :laughing:

So, originally, I was with Huang on why we shouldn’t totally cut China off from western chips— and I still think it’s a valid reason, yet I agree with the author, he’s lost his policy pull for sure.

Also, I bet offices in Singapore and Malaysia are shoring up their security protocols. Taiwan will just mosey on along, I suppose.

Also , as I read more, the Alice Huang story is at least a year old. Nvda looked into Megaspeed way back then. Chinese backed companies in Malaysia and some in Malaysia run by a company in CA. Lots of err, back doors into China.

Guy is married 40 years and one of the richest dudes in the world and works all the bloody time, he doesn’t have to be a saint. Man does man things..

He even went public on this now, that’s rough. It’s well known he was selling chips to Chinese companies, as for diddling a Chinese well…that’s now well known too..

Jensen probably needed a better team around him to prevent him getting ‘sucked’ in.