Joke of the Day 2026

Elon Musk mocks Trump’s board of peace with Greenland joke

Elon Musk made his first appearance at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland on Thursday (22 January), where he appeared to mock Donald Trump’s board of peace.

In his debut speech on Thursday (22 January), the billionaire entrepreneur saidL “I heard about the formation of the peace summit and I was like, is that, is that p-i-e-c-e?”

“You know, a little piece of Greenland? A little piece of Venezuela…,” he added.

The room erupted into laughter as Musk’s subtle swipe at the US president landed perfectly.

Soon after, he ended by saying, “All we want is peace.”

Musk took part in a wide-ranging discussion speaking about technology, space and geopolitics.

It’s a scorching afternoon in Teculpa, Nevada, when a blind, grizzled old Marine Corp veteran steps off the bus at a roadside bar. He steps in, sits at the bar, and orders a beer. After a few minutes he says loudly, to nobody in particular, “Anybody want to hear a good dumb blonde joke?”

The bar goes deathly silent. Finally the person to his left says, “Listen up pal, the bartender is a blonde and she has her hands on a sawed-off shotgun.”

“The blonde lady on your right is a champion powerlifter. The bouncer is a blonde, and she fights in the UFC. And guess what? I AM A BLONDE, and I’m 6 feet tall and weigh 175 pounds. Now think carefully. Are you SURE you want to tell us all a dumb blonde joke?”

The old Marine thinks for a minute and finally says, “Nope, not if I got to explain it five times.”

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The other one going around is that Trump is just bored of peace. :drum: