Some things make so much more sense at 2 am…especially if the caller is a drunken ex-President…
[quote]Now, come on.
No matter how many awards or column inches are written about you or how high the elected office is for me, it’s still not enough.
We still feel like the little man, the loser they told us we were a hundred times. The smart-asses at college, the high-ups, the well-born, the people whose respect we really wanted, really craved.
And isn’t that why we work so hard now, why we fight for every inch, scrambling our way up in undignified fashion?
If we’re honest for a minute, if we reflect privately just for a moment,if we allow ourselves a glimpse into that shadowy place we call our soul,isn’t that why we’re here now? The two of us? Looking for a way back into the sun, into the limelight, back onto the winner’s podium.
Because we could feel it slipping away. We were headed, both of us, for the dirt!
A place the snobs always told us that we’d end up.
Face in the dust.
Humiliated all the more for having tried so pitifully hard.
Well, to hell with that!
We’re not gonna let that happen, either of us.
We’re gonna show those bums.
We’re gonna make them choke on our continued success, our continued headlines, our continued awards and power and glory!
We are gonna
make
those
motherfuckers
…choke!
Am I right?
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