Learning hieroglyphics?

Anyone here ever learnt ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?

It looks much easier than Chinese and I’m sure it would impress the chicks here, as they wouldnt be any the wiser.
You maybe could even get them to tattoo your name on their bum in hieroglyphics after persuading them its some magic incantation.

But seriously, do they have an Egyptologist at Tai Da?

Yea, I used to be one, had a bunch of friends from Egypt.

Oh, I forgot you don’t mean THAT Egypt.

I don’t know about people studying ancient Egypt in Taiwan but have you tried their archeology department?