London "Masturbate-a-Thon" (Aug 5)

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Some of the better headlines from Google News about yesterday’s event:

“Masturbating for Charity”
“Dozens join hands-on event; only one debater”
“The pleasure is all mine”
“It’s a tossup”
“Gentlemen, Start Your Wanking”
“Brits solve Mid-East Conflict”

I’m sure there will be more to come.

Levity aside, there is an interesting article called “Maybe self-loving does make you blind” that not only discusses the event but also probes deeper into the subject without coming off as being in bad taste.

Anyone want to try to pull something like this off here? I’ll bet we could get local media exposure…

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That event has Tom Hill written all over it. :saywhat:

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Wankers.

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Hmmm…
TomHill is in London.
The Masterbate-a-thon is in London.
TomHill is nowhere to be seen.
Hmmm… :wink:

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[quote=“smell the glove”]Some of the better headlines from Google News about yesterday’s event:

“Masturbating for Charity”
“Dozens join hands-on event; only one debater”
“The pleasure is all mine”
“It’s a tossup”
“Gentlemen, Start Your Wanking”
“Brits solve Mid-East Conflict”

I’m sure there will be more to come.

Levity aside, there is an interesting article called “Maybe self-loving does make you blind” that not only discusses the event but also probes deeper into the subject without coming off as being in bad taste.

Anyone want to try to pull something like this off here? I’ll bet we could get local media exposure…[/quote]

Sorry;
Count me out. There are just too many women that need my personal attention.

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[quote=“smell the glove”]Some of the better headlines from Google News about yesterday’s event:

“Masturbating for Charity”
“Dozens join hands-on event; only one debater”
“The pleasure is all mine”
“It’s a tossup”
“Gentlemen, Start Your Wanking”
“Brits solve Mid-East Conflict”

I’m sure there will be more to come.

Levity aside, there is an interesting article called “Maybe self-loving does make you blind” that not only discusses the event but also probes deeper into the subject without coming off as being in bad taste.

Anyone want to try to pull something like this off here? I’ll bet we could get local media exposure…[/quote]

Sorry;
Count me out. There are just too many women that need my personal attention.

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:wanker:

:stuck_out_tongue:

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“Masturbate-a-thon”? That rolls of the tongue nicely, doesn’t it? (pun intended)

What’s next? An “Onanathon”? A “Fucking Donkeys up the Arse-a-thon”?

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autosexuals unite!!

love men, love women, love yourself.

we all do it.

oh shut up, you know you have done it.

why not win a prize for it? or help others in the process.

oh, so good.

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[quote=“Lord Lucan”]“Masturbate-a-thon”? That rolls of the tongue nicely, doesn’t it? (pun intended)

What’s next? An “Onanathon”? A “Fucking Donkeys up the Arse-a-thon”?[/quote]
I’m no expert or anything, but I’ll bet more people masturbate than fuck donkeys.

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Perhaps we should have a poll.

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Perhaps we should have a poll.[/quote]
If you start it, I’ll vote.

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You’re on, mate.

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so, does it make blind?

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i have a pole right now.

oh, nevermind, wrong kind of poll/pole…

or is it?

anyone have a tent they need to pitch?

oh, surely i jest,

shirley, get your hands off my poll.

my pole, though,…oh, shirley

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Please don’t make this a sticky.

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i think it may become more of a ‘slippery’.

shirley, stop it! you’re so naughty.

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Speak for yourself.

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And TomHill is still nowhere to be seen. :slight_smile:

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Pulling his pud for queen and country. :uk: